Thursday, August 26, 2004

Corporate Poultry

I had intended on writing a bit about McDonalds' new chicken strips, however, I recently read a very short dissertation regarding the aforementioned corporate poultry, and decided against it.

I doubt it would've been interesting reading, and, alas, nowhere in the story did I mention alcohol at all.

Not to say anything I write is necessarily interesting.....

Wednesday, August 04, 2004

Beer for Breakfast!

This last week, I started working the overnight shift. I used to get home from work at about 12:30 drinkin' time, in my book. Now I get home at 5am in the morning, which is when I now commence drinking. By 7 am, I've got a pretty good buzz going, watching the early morning news....

I can't help but wonder what my neighbors think...seeing me all liquored up and stumbling down to the dumpster to deposit my empties in the morning...then, in the late afternoon, seeing me all blurry-eyed, watching Magnum P.I. on my porch with a cup of coffee...

Yeah, I'm white can take the boy out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the boy.